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Max is Ten Months Old

Max is ten months as of Tuesday. Here are some recent photos!

"I may look young, but I am quite long in the tooth."

"Butternut squash is the secret to my baby-soft complexion."

"Who dat keeps doing dat baby talk?"

"I climb stairs with alacrity."

"I discovered that I love caviar. Mommy won't let me have the champagne or petit fours with her, though."

"Daddy is my favorite because he lets me play the pull-all-the-kleenex-out-of-the-box-one-by-one game more than mommy does."

"Although sometimes I have to endure childish activities like the tedious pretend-the-baby-is-a-bunch-of-groceries game."

"I can crawl REALLY fast when I want to."

"Mommy often asks me to open up, but I always demand a quid pro quo."

"Did I mention I can crawl fast? I'm usually out of the room by the time Mommy grabs the camera."

"Although in general, I think the camera is rather kind to me."

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  1. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Totally freakin' adorable!!! He really looks like you in the squash shot.

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