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Surreal exchange

My lovely wife and I had the following exchange last night. It started when I was getting into bed and realizing that Katie had changed into her pajamas but was still wearing her glasses.


Michael: Why are you still wearing your glasses?

Katie: I'm very cold!

Michael (touching Katie's arm): You're not very cold!

Katie: Well, neither are you!


I would be very appreciative if anyone can explain to me what light this conversation sheds on why Katie was still wearing her glasses.

Comments

  1. Rachel8:03 AM

    Sorry, I'm no help. I don't get it!!

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  2. Anonymous12:48 PM

    Katie's a hot babe who wears her sunglasses at night...

    ReplyDelete

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