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Katie's Defective Zygomaticus

I alluded to Katie's wonderful smile yesterday, but it's really only so captivating when she is distracted or caught unawares. When a camera is knowingly pointed at her and she is asked to smile, her facial muscles (the zygomaticus muscles in particular, which pull up the corners of the mouth) have major dysregulatory issues.

Sometimes they are hyperactive, giving the deranged toothy grin that graces many of our wedding photos:

Sometimes they are hypoactive, giving a sullen scowl. An example from last year, when we went out to dinner with friends Eric and Sarah before taking in a show:


I took 2 pictures to be sure to have one that turned out well. Perhaps I should have taken 20. Notice the lovely smiles on Eric and Sara, while Katie looks like she's swallowed a lemon!

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  1. Wigie10:08 AM

    Adrian and Katie should talk. AP is rarely capable of producing a realistic-looking smile on demand, but has a great natural smile/laugh.

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  2. Anonymous5:50 PM

    I'm not sure about Katie, but if that were me scowling in that picture, it would be because I was thinking, "Sit down and eat your dinner and quit taking pictures!"

    There's a restaurant/wine bar in Boston called Les Zygomates. I always assumed the name meant something about wine, but I guess they're actually trying for a wine/smile connection, kind of like that French saying about a day without wine being like a day without sunshine.

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  3. J-W Maessen7:13 AM

    There's nowt wrong w'toothy grins!

    That is all.

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  4. Eric10:51 PM

    Maybe she's puckering up!

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